February 2012
100 posts
This week I'd like to thank:
the boy with the double chin from business studies who sat with his friends and laughed at me
the fat chav on the bike who tried to give me a ride by slap
the first fat boy again who laughed at people because they’re different to him (im tall, skinny and elegant, he’s short dumpy and vulgar)
the other chav with the ginsters pasty who shouted across the street calling me a prick
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entire class: *packs up things*
teacher: dont pack up yet we still have 17 seconds left
i wish i was robyn, shes so cute and sweedish
HEY
at the gay bar some guy touched my ass, then walked back past and touched my friends ass whos a girl it was mixed signals, thats when i gave up
JUST ORDERED A PIZZA AND ITS GETTING HERE AT 2:30 WTF IM SO HUNGRY I WAS MADE TO LEAVE EARLY BY MY BROTHER XXXXXXXXXXXX
cigaretes:
do gifs still move when there is no one there to watch them?
Anonymous asked: why are you so beautiful?
i tried to sign up to singlemuslim.com the other day and every single google ad has been for single muslims, this is like when i tried to sign up to that midget dating website and i had to explain why every advert i had were of midgets for 2 weeks
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annefranksgasmask:
i bet lady gaga is going to come with barack obama
Police officer: excuse me sir, could you explain the 10 grams of cocaine found in your back pocket
Tyler Oakley: What.
Police officer: I said explain the cocaine in your pocket
Tyler Oakley: THIS.CHANGES.EVERYTHING
Police officer: um, pardon?
Tyler Oakley: I.Can't.Even
Police Officer: ok that's it, you're under arrest
Tyler Oakley: SO PERFECT. A+
